Got a bad ex? Tired of Art Noobs hounding you? Just feel like destroying something? Well then please, step into my vault.
Here I house every weapon imaginable. If you can imagine it I have it!
There is no need to tell me why you need the weapon, in fact it might not be good to tell me why...I really don't want to go to court and I certainly will not lie in a court.
Rules about borrowing weapons:
1. Tell me what you're borrowing, so I know what's where.
2. Please clean it (bleach is great for erasing evidence).
3. Return it.
And now for a little tour of the vault so you don't get lost, and to give you idea of what I carry. :)
Over here we have grenades, mines, and bombs.
Everything from the common fragment grenade to the more interesting "hotpotato"...erm...plasma grenade. :3
Some other populart items in this area are:
Pinapple Grenade: Great for parties Water grenade: Summer or Winter, these never go out of style Noob Mine: only goes off when a nerd comes noob comes too close (warning there is still a kink in the intelligence matrix of this mine, it likes to detonate around mimes for some reason). Tar and Feather Bomb: Guaranteed to scar permanently, but not physically. Wild Cat Bomb: Plant and then run, when this goes off a wild cat shreds every thing in site!
projectile weapons are over there. And right next to them is the vast Ammo Selection Case.
To name a few of the different types of ammo:
Ice: Melts leaving no trace Snot: A good shooter can hit the victim right on the nose, covering their entire face in snot! The Finger: Stops just short of the intended victim and delivers them your message Paper: Nothings worse than a nasty paper cut
In this area of the vault you can find all forms of Knives and Blades can be found in that area of the vault.
Very popular among this area is the katana, it's one of my favorites...along with the rapier.
And over in this Corner is where I keep the Special Collection. Anything here can only be used by their stated owner. Sorry there is nothing here right now :(